Benefit King by Paul Birtill

When I grow up I'm going to be
an astronaut a footballer a physicist
or be long term unemployed.

When I grow up I'm going to be
a rock star an actor a politician
or be long term unemployed.

When I grow up I'm going to be
a doctor a lawyer a fireman
or be long term unemployed.

When I grow up I'm going to be
an architect a marine biologist a painter
or be long term unemployed.

When I grow up I'm going to climb
Mt Everest invent things run my own business
or be long term unemployed.

When I grow up I'm going to have a beautiful wife
three lovely children a big house a flash car
or be long term unemployed.

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